Ebola
Took ZZ to the doctor today. Nothing more serious than a cold. But checking in to see the doctor, I was asked if I visited any of the countries affected by Ebola.
I told the registration clerk ‘yes’, that I live in the country affected by Ebola.
She did not find that as funny as I thought she would.
Actually, her answer was, “Sir, I am just requested to ask you this question. You can answer yes or no.”